Hi! My name is Awesome!
Late breakfast that Chasey made me 😊 !  Yum !

Late breakfast that Chasey made me 😊 ! Yum !

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

Iggy Last Night…. It was an AMAZING experience! 😍

Yaaaaaaaas Crew, Yaaaaaaaas! 😁

Yaaaaaaaas Crew, Yaaaaaaaas! 😁

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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hisandherquotes:

following back tons!!

hisandherquotes:

following back tons!!

I certainly don’t have the confidence that he has in his own body. I wasn’t blond, tanned, and I didn’t have a six pack. I’m not one of those guys who goes to the beach and is happy to take my top off. I personally relate to the sensitive and insecure side to him. But there was a huge physical transformation for me — a lot of working out, dieting. And the more I found myself turning into Finnick, the more confident I felt for the first time ever.

icegrill:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga

This has be my favorite part in the video…

This has be my favorite part in the video…

nurmengardx:

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northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef